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Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.
If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in my kitchen with Barry Castagnola.
I could see you are having a light-hearted gamble through the newspapers during Siouxsie and the Banshees. / I am having a right old gamble. / You are having a right old gamble. (Example: Your boss was having a right old go at you.) / Yeah. ... Now, there's a story ... quite a sad story, actually. It's about ... um ... uh ... / Oh, hey, / ... an orang-utan ... uh ... in South Africa. / Not a sad story about an orang-utan. It's Saturday morning. / Well, they're hoping it would end up ... / __ __ __ __ Saturday morning thing, ding dang dong / I know, but ... / Hey, ping ! It's Saturday morning ! Hey hey ! Here we are ! ... A sad story about an orang-utan? / You can't escape it. / OK. / It's in. There's a picture of a sad orang-utan in ... uh ... in South Africa. They're trying to ... / Turn your ears away, kids. / They're trying to find a new home for it 'cause it's been living in solitary confinement. ... It's 36 years old ... well, I say solitary confinement 'cause it's on its own own. / Keep it light, Barry. / I know, but the reason I mention it is because they're trying to ... there's a petition to get it sent it to Monkey World, which is, uh, a monkey sactuary in Dorset, which I'm sure I told you before. My mom is obsessed with ... / How many signatures does it need? / Uh, it's got about six thousand ... / Who started it? The orang-utan started this or what? / Uh ... __ uh ... Change.org ([change dot org])... uh ... started it. / Oh, Change.org. OK. Yeah. They're doing it. OK. They're ... they're on it, are they? / They're all over it, yeah. / Right. / 6,600 people so far. / I'm gonna sign that. / Yeah, I am, I am. ... And ... uh ... / I will sign that when that comes in my inbox with Change.org saying ... what's the orang-utan's name? ... so I know what to expect ... / Opal / __ __ __ / with an "a", with an "a", just in case (Don't open one with an "e") "Opel" with an "e". ... Um ... __ __ / So I know what it's about / It's gonna go to Monkey World, and __ __ __ my ... my ... / What? Monkey World in Britain? / Yes, Monkey World in ... in ... um ... in Dorset / __ __ like, uh, __ in Bournemouth or something? / It's near Bournemouth, yeah. / Oh, is it? / ... Yeah, it is, yeah. It's ... it's in Wareham. / What a guess ! / in ... um ... is it Wareham? ... / I'm not ... / Yeah, Wareham in Dorset. / ... is he gonna be happier in Dorset than he is ... where does he live at the moment? / South ... South Africa. I mean, (the weather is going to be better in South Africa) (being in Wareham is better than in South Africa, isn't it?) / Yeah. / lives / ... So, he lives in solitary confinement ...? / Yeah, yeah. It's been ... / on his own? / Well, he's 36, so he's certainly been on his own for a while, and, uh, they're trying to get him to go to the Monkey World. / What a sad story ! / But the reason I'm telling you ... / reasy / do you mean __ __ Monkey World and live there or just as a trip for the day? / Uh, no. ... __ __ that'd be ... that'd be torturous. / Yeah. / Just __ ... / he could __ __ __ Beaulieu on the way home, couldn't he? __ __ Beaulieu Motor Museum is ... close by. / And ... and The Bovington Tank Museum? / And The Bovington Tank Museum ... He might as well take it all while he is there. / Uh, have a look down at ... Jurassic Coast / I'm trying to keep it light, but it's ... / OK. / ... It is sad. / It is sad. But ... but ... here's the thing. My ... my mom ... / Oh, your mom and her monkeys. / You know about this, yeah. I told you about it before. ... __ she went on ... um ... Boxind Day / Just ... just ... I know about it / Barry / very close, Barry, but just ... some listeners will know, but, for people who don't know, remind the listeners about your mom and monkeys ... / My mom ... / ... from the beginning. / OK. ... My mom is obsessed with monkeys ... um ... absolutely obsessed with them. / Yeah. / ... And she and her boyfriend ... uh ... we can't say "boyfriend" because they are older, __ __ partner ... yeah. / ... Let's not worry about that side of things. / They go to ... they go to Monkey World ... / Let's stick to her monkey obsession. / OK. They go to Monkey World pretty much every other week. And they've got ... and they've got s ... honestly, they've got season tickets for Monkey World. / No. / Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. / No. / They go every other week. I've shown ... I'm sure I've shown you the pictures of all their stuffed monkeys, like, cuddly monkeys. They've got ... they've got, pretty much, almost a hundred monkeys. ... And, um, if um ... I'm gonna tweet out the pictures of their monkeys / Right ... / __ __ / ... so, your mom and her partner ... boyfriend ... / Yeah, / __ __ ... I'm not sure what's the arrangements ... / Yeah. / ... but they have a ... roughly a hundred stuffed monkeys? / Yes. / So, they both have the monkey obsession? They both do it? / They absolutely love the monkeys. / You know __ __ your mom's at it for ... how long has she had the monkey obsession? / Oh, we are talking about 15 or 20 years. / And ... how did it come about? / I'd ... I'm not sure, actually. I'm not sure where ... where it came from or what started it. / Do you remember __ ... / No ... / first ... / it might have been a trip to Monkey World and from then she was hooked / They say you never forget your first monkey (In relation to "you never forget your first love") , but it's not true, obviously, is it? / __ __ ... / actually she hasn't __ __ __ / she hasn't forgotten her first Monkey World trip, I doubt, and they go ... um ... they go regularly, and the weeks they don't go the Monkey World, they ... / was he already into monkeys when she met him? / No. I ... I think they ... it's a mutual thing. They ... they__ just ... they ... / __ but did she get him into monkeys? Or was he already into monkeys? / Uh ... do you know what? I ... I'll need to check this, actually. I think what happened is, I think they went ... they ... they've got a flat down in Bournemouth, so I think they ... uh ... They went to Monkey World, and then ... / Did they get a flat in Bournemouth deliberately to be near Monkey World? / No. But they go there more often, I think, because of Monkey World. And ... and the weeks they don't go to Monkey World, they go to The Bovington Tank Museum. / Right. / But sometimes they ... they take Albert, their favorite monkey, to the Bovington Tank Museum with them ... and dress him ... and ... and dress him in army fatigues, right? / No. / Yeah, absolutely. / Tell me that sentence again. / They go ... On the weeks that they don't go to the Monkey World ... / Yeah, ... so, they go to the Monkey World every other week? / Yeah. / Right. / And they go to The Bovington Tank Museum ... / Yeah, / ... on ... on the off weeks / Yeah, / Right? / And ... and they ... they take Albert, their favorite monkey, dressed in army fatigues ... / ... to The Bovington Museum? / To ... Yeah. But the weirdest of all, and the reason why I bring this up is because the orang-utan ... on Boxing Day, they went ... / Uh, can we talk about your parent ... your mom more? / they went to ... on Boxing Day, they went to ... um ... uh, to the Monkey World ... / Yeah, / ... and they took an orang-utan with them, / Not a real one? / Nuh, obviously. / Huh. / No. ... uh ... uh ... they__ ... they didn't know ... they didn't break out Opal and smuggle him in ... uh ... no, they took ... they took a ... an orang-utan with them to Monkey World. / Cuddly orang-utan? / Yeah, to ... to taunt the orang-utans with (their stuffed orang-utan) ... / そう、そのヌイグルミのオランウータンで動物園の本物のオランウータンをおちょくるために / They were walking around the Monkey World with an orang-utan. / ... Tell me, Barry, tell me ... / Yeah, / ... just because it's my favorite story in the world ... tell me the story about your mom ... that ... when she bought the monkey that had little boxing gloves on it. / No. I bought her. / Oh. / Yeah, I bought her for ... for __ Mother's Day. / Apologies if you've heard this story before, but it is nice. / Yeah. / You'll enjoy it again. / She ... um ... It was Mother's Day coming up, and I was walking past a pound shop, and I saw ... uh ... / You thought, "Hang on a minute ..." ? / Yeah. There was a monkey in the window, and I ... and I thought, "Huh," ... / Hang on. That's the dog. Just let the dog interrupt. ... You happy now? ... OK. ... Right. ... now, back to the story there. / And ... um ... uh ... I saw a monkey in the window, and I was like "Brilliant !" Mother's Day coming up, / Yeah. / It's a monkey. It's a pound. ... I'm in. ... And ... um ... he had boxing gloves and shorts on, and, uh ... so I am ... I ... I bought it, got it wrapped up, gave it to her for Mother's Day, thinking, "I've scored." And she looked a bit disappointed, and I said, um, "What's the matter, mom?" She said, "Well, he's ... he's got boxing gloves on. " And he had little silk shorts on as well. / and I was like, "Oh." and she was like, ... 'cause ... / obviously __ __ Monkey World is a sanctuary, and ... so she didn't like ... you know, monkey's boxing, even though she'd dress them up like sailers, nurses, all kinds. / Military fatigues? / Yeah, yeah. / She doesn't mind him being in the army, but she doesn't want them getting involved in a fist fight? / Yeah. She doesn't mind them shooting down other monkeys. ... Um ... and, um, and she genuinely tried to unstitch the boxing gloves from a one-pound monkey, / １ポンドのサルのぬいぐるみ。グラブを外したら手が出てくるなんて、そんな凝った作りなわけがない / and was surprised that the stuffing came out and it didn't have little monkey hands underneath. ... Honestly ... she ... she is a ... / That's my favorite story of all time. / Yeah. She's ... / ... She genuinely thought there was going to be monkey hands underneath the boxing gloves? / Yeah. __ ... like ... like they make ... / __ __ Did she expect them to be bandaged up and everything? / ... like ... like they make monkeys and then decide what to do with them afterwards ... / some of them, they put gloves on / It's absolutely ridiculous, yeah. / Although, as much as I think it's hilarious, she has, sort of, got a point. Maybe the ... / What do you mean "She's got a point?" / Well, I think I could see, uh, what she means a little bit. / Can you? / Let's have some music while you ... put that on twitter. You ... / OK. / ... put as much of that story as to bring it to life on twitter. Go on Twitter and have a look at the pictures __ Have you got one of the boxing gloves? / 皆様、どうぞツイッターにログオンして ... / Uh, I don't know, but I will find out because she took them off / see what you can find. Also, get in touch with your mother and find out more details __ when she got into __ __ and __ __ whether her partner __ into them when she got into them.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-loneliest-organ-utan-opal-7272786
We've been, uh, talking about Barry's mom's obsession with monkeys. We talked about it in the past, but / one of my favorite topics, uh, I have to say. Uh ... you haven't found out any more informetion from your mom yet ? / No. I __ __ __ / we have put on the @rhodgilbertshow twitter feed, uh, we had ... / we / check it out / we have put / photo ... a small selection of Barry's mom's, uh, stuffed monkey collection. ... Apparently somebody's rang in and said there is a monkey sanctuary near Swansea ... uh ... / I'm going. / ... uh ... which I ... uh ... which I didn't know about. So ... uh ... there you go, ... Did your mom know about that one ... __ __ shall I ring her about that one? / No, no. I'll tell her / You'd better tell her. ... What's her favorite monkey, then? / Uh ... I think ... a chimp. ... a chimp's her favorite. And / um ... but / she / Boxing Day, she was going on about the capuchin monkey, which I'd never heard of before. ... It's called a capuchin. / It does sound like coffee, doesn't it? A lot of people will be thinking that. / she ... um ... uh ... / they were ... uh ... / they __ __ almost got in trouble because ... uh ... / they stood / Who stood? / mom and Ian ... um ... / her boyfriend __ __ __ __ and there was a capuchin monkey that was just throwing up a bit of celery in the air and catching it, and, uh, and then it started banging on the window with a walnut, and ... um ... and / started / with the walnut, and, um, __ __ __ __ __ / rattling my head ... / no, hazel nut, hazel nut. Sorry. / Huh. I was wondering ... I did ... I did think ... I did wonder. / Yeah? / I did ... I'm rattling my brain to think how your mom and her partner/boyfriend got in trouble in this situation. / Because ... um ... uh ... the ... capuchin monkey with a hazel nut ... after chucking up celery in the air and catching it, / Yeah, / um ... uh ... was banging a hazel nut against the glass, and I think one of the Monkey World members of staff thought it was them, and put up a big sign, saying, "DO NOT BANG THE GLASS" / ... So, they got blamed for something that monkey did? / Well, she ... / Framed? / She said she took a couple of steps back just as __ __ almost with her hands up __ "Look, __ __ / hands up? / __ __ / Yeah. / it's __ capuchin with the hazel nut. / What happened? / Uh ... they got away with it at this point. ... __ __ / I thought you said they didn't do anything. / Exactly. They got away with not doing anything / もともと何もやってないが、とにかく逃げ切った / got away for not doing anything? / they didn't get the blame__ / they didn't get framed for it. ... they didn't get framed for the glass banging / Uh ... hey, OK. ... More stories from the papers. / Yes. / Uh ... that was quite entertaining, considering that we started with such a sad story about ... uh ... uh ... an orang-utan there. / I always knew there there was going to be a twist in it. / it was / it was a nice happy ending, that, talking about your mom's monkey obsession. ... Uh ... pictures now on @rhodgilbertshow twitter feed. If you wanna ... if you've got nothing else to do, if you are that bored, you might as well check out just some of the ... mom's ... uh ... Barry's mom's monkey collection / __ mention __ __ terribly ... um ... titled or named either / they / imaginatively dressed __ __ you just showed me the picture / policemen's outfits__ __ __ __ __ There's one as Father Christmas / There are two policemen. They've got ... they've got ... one's called Dickson / right? / Oh yeah? / and / an American policeman, looking __ __ __ officer Dibble ... um ... uh ... they've got one ... she told me there's ... there's one ... I can't remember his name now, but ... / he ... um ... he's dressed like a golfer, and ... um ... she said to me, "He plays a round of golf." I said, "What ... what do you mean, 'Plays a round of golf'"? She said, "Every now and then Ian will go, "Oh, go on, then. I'll get one of his clubs out" and __ __ hit a ball around / and Ian justifies this by going, "Oh, go on then / yeah, yeah / as if ... as if / Come on, __ __ __ a round of golf / No. / Oh, go on, then, ... stuffed monkey, have a round, eh ... have it your way ... I'll get the golf clubs." ... I'd love ... there should be a documentary about your ... / Amazing, __ __ / ... honestly, ... about your mom and __ ... honestly, there should be a document ... I'll do it. I'll host it. ... I'll do a fascinating ... fascinating documentary __ we'll do experiments on them ... __ __ __ __ __ white coats __ coming (white coats は一般にどんな医者でも着ているが、white coats, coming, となると、なぜか精神科医が連想されるという。One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest を見よ) __ __ __ psychological experiments that justify how somebody can go up to a stuffed monkey and go, "What? What was that? ... Oh, go on then. I'll get the golf club." / "Go on" ... like he is reluctant / Uh ... uh ... / Chocolate lover Saima Ahmad, / ... Right? / Yeah. / Don't know anything about her except she likes her chocolate. ... Loves it. / A lot of people do. / Guess what she found this week. / Big Voucher? Uh ... a golden ticket? / No. ... Keep guessing. / Um ... a ... a bar of chocolate ... she got something in the chocolate, did she? / Well, the opposite. / There was no chocolate there? / There was chocolate. / Oh. / There was a Kitkat. ... Other bars are available. / Oh, uh ... no ... um wafer __ ... pure chocolate / You're absolutely right. / Oh, that's / heard / I've heard of that happening before, but it's never happened to me. / __ __ __ __ or something __ __ chuffed a little / No __ __ that's like the holy grail and it (would) just be chocolate and no wafer ... because what I often do / why is that the holy grail? / I'll tell you why / because / I often do. I often gnaw off all the chocolate. ... Right? / Yeah. / You know, like, in a fridge ... __ get it out of the fridge / gnaw off the chocolate sides / uh, but then I'm always disappointed when I'm just left with the wafer / Well, why you do it? / Because I really like the chocolate (Kitkat), and I ... uh ... I don't know why, actually / __ was it ... honestly / __ I'm left with the end / Do you know ... do you know / my documentary about your mom / I'm gonna __ the last five minutes / is going to be about you and your chocolate thing / but you must do (that). Everyone does that / I __ __ do it / but I bet you do it with a Twix ... sometimes / No. / Without taking off the chocolate and caramel first? / No. ... Keep going. / My ... my dad ... / Keep going __ __ ... I'll tell ... I'll show __ __ __ spoiler alert / I don't do it with any chocolate bars / Keep going. Ask me. / my dad's ex-wife ... um ... 'cause I used to ... um ... eat food one bit at a time as well, as well as going for the chocolate off, and she / What do you mean "one bit at a time" ? / When I was younger, I used to go, like, vegetables first / get them out of the way / and then ... and then / go for, like, say it was, like, a roast dinner / you know, depending on how good the potatos were / if the potatos were really crispy and looked amazing, __ __ __ __ and the chicken was just ... if the meat was just chicken (肉のランクとしては、チキンはビーフより下だとのこと) or something / You would compartmentalize everything you eat __ / I / mix it up during the food and, like, if I was getting ... if I have a burger and fries, I'll go for the fries first, then / I have noticed that. I have noticed that you do that. / Yeah. / I've never said anything, but I have / do that, yeah. And ... / Do you know what? My wife does that. I don't get it. / Yeah? __ ... / My wife does that / just ... just / have the chips first, and then ... / Yeah. / __ I save the best for last / そう。自分の好きなものを、最後までとっといて、最後に食べるんだ / What do you do with a curry, then? Do you eat the rice first and then add all the food? / カレーライスは先にライスを全部食べてからカレーを食べるのか？ / No. / I mix ... I mix up certain things. Now I've learned. But my ... uh ... / "I've learned" ? / my dad's ex-wife in America ... / how do you cope with soup with bits in it ... how do you cope with / soup with bits in it? / __ __ __ __ __ it's not ... it's not an obsession. / It sounds pretty bad. / It's just ... it's a preference. ... And ... uh ... she wanted to take me ... um ... for psychiatric counselling / __ __ __ That's exactly what I was going to suggest. / Yeah. But ... but there was / she was in California / Yeah, / because / I / she's from Barcelona / she was Californian / she came ... uh ... she __ caught me __ one time, taking the breadcrumbs off a fishfinger. / ... She caught you ... / Yeah. And she was like, "That's it now." ... and my dad was like, "That's fine. Just leave him. / What? So, you took / breadcrumb case, you ate (エット) / that first / Yeah, yeah. / and then had the fish, yeah / Do you still do that now? / I don't __ __ __ __ __ fishfingers much __ __ / 魚のフライの衣だけを先に食べてから中の魚を食べるところを、ヨメさんに見つかってしまって / You're not allowed them? ... / Anyway, this girl, the holy grail, apparently __ according to you / It is the holy grail. / She got ... uh ... other bars are available, but the Kit Kat ... four-fingered Kit Kat. Uh ... it says here ... But ... but wait. / Huh huh, / ... You think that's the Holy Grail, so you would be pretty chuffed if that happened to you __ / Would you? / I would be over the moon, cock-a-hoop / Yeah. / OK. You'd be cock-a-hoop if that happened once. / Yeah. / How would you feel if it happened twice? / Uh, I don't believe that. / How would you ... how would you __ ... __ ... how would you feel if it happened three times ... / Well, I would be amazed. / ... in a row? / Uh ... yeah. / How would you feel if you got a fourth / if it happened again? / wait / How would you feel ... how would you feel? ... Uh ... / She had eight of the four-fingered ones ... right? ... none of them contained a wafer. / Same batch, innit? There was a mistake. It was the same batch. / Oh, mate, you can't just get really excited and go, "It's the holy grail", and then just somebody gets eight in a row and you go, "It's the same batch / you can't __ ... you can't just ... / あれだけ盛り上がっといて、今度はあっさり「同じバッチだったんじゃない？」かよ / Yeah, but it must be, mustn't it? / must __ __ __ __ ... __ / but ... / I know you don't like to be called "Mr. __ __", but you are. __ __ __ / __ __ __ offended. ... Um ... yeah, but if she __ got ... I mean, it's still ... it's still __ I'd be so happy with that. / She's ... uh ... written to complain after finding no biscuits ... / Complain? / she found no wafer in the two-pound multi-pack. / ... Same batch, as you say ... / the student who eats three of them a week / ... All right. Here's ... I'll give you ... Well, I can't give you a p ... prize / you know, 'cause it's ... you know, 'cause it's BBC. / Yeah. / Right. ... But I will give you a lot of k__s. ... / __ I'm always __ __ k__s / Have a guess ... have a guess, and I reckon, the whole nation, ... pull over if it's safe and legal to do so, and shout. / Humm. / What do you think she said when she got all these ... uh ... chocolate bars and no ... there was no wafer in any of them, eight in a row. ... What do you think she said? / might as well __ __ Dairy Milk / No. ... Uh, well ... Galaxy. / Yeah, __ __ / But what was the first sentence? / Um ... "Where's all the wafer?" / No. / Um ... / "I couldn't believe it." / Huh ... yeah. / __ __ ... __ __ asked __ / I couldn't believe it. If I wanted pure chocolate, I'd have gobbled a bar of Galaxy. / __ __ __ k__s / Others __ __ a lot of __ __ __ mate. Uh ... it says here, / 50,000 to 1 were odds. ... 50,000 to 1 were the odds of that one happening.
ウエハースのないキットカット、記事原文：
'Clearly, if I wanted to purchase a confectionary item that is purely chocolate, I would have purchased a bar of Galaxy.
日本語による紹介：
http://www.yukawanet.com/archives/5004745.html
I ... uh ... did __ __ __ I enjoyed this ... uh ... did you see this in the papers ... uh ... um ... there's a woman here. She's called Jemima Packington. ... / Huh huh. / Right? / It's a good name. / It is a good name, especially when you find out she's a mystic. / Huh, really? / She calls herself an asparamancer. / A what? Sorry? / an asparamancer. She can see the future, and this is absolutely true. / __ __ __ ... No, it's not, because __ __ see the future. / She can. ... She throws asparagus spears into the air ... asparamancer ... She throws asparagus in ... in the air ... / it's like __ monkey with __ celery / ... and then ... / uh ... That's maybe what he was doing. ... / そのサルもセロリを空中にほおって占いをしてたんだ / uh ... and then she interprets how they land. ... She says 2016 could be a bad year for Simon Cowell. She thinks / X-Factor __ be a thing __ the past / But we all know that. I don't need / asparagus in the air for that. ... I coul have thrown / br__ / air / それはみんな知ってるよ。アスパラを空中にまくまでもない。 ブロッコリを空中にまいたってそれくらいのことはわかったよ。/ やらなかった人間が、あとから「やればできたよ」などと言っても説得力はない / you haven't, so ... you know, ... uh ... no point in doing that / B__ J__ / uh ... / Things could be problematic ... / it says here, / for the Labor Party / Jemima's asparagus told her that J__ __ __ topple his leader / I'll tell you what. She's not gonna __ __ much __ __ ... Was it "Rain in April", is it? Showers? ... Um ... / Remarkably ... remarkably / it says here, / remarkably, several of Jemima's predictions for last year were correct. / Can I go __ __ here and say "remarkably" quite a lot __ __ __? / She's no octopus, is she? __ __ ... / でことは、タコにかなわないじゃないか / She's no octopus !? / Well, you ... you know the ... you know the octopus ... who predicted ... who predicted World Cup games? / Jemima, you're good, but you're no octopus. / She's not __ __ __ __ / He did have a name / Paul, was it? / it was Paul / I think it was. / and he ... um ... he predicted lots of ... lots of, uh, correct results in the World Cup. / All of them. Everything bang on. / Yeah. / Extra ... uh, goal, extra time, penalties, corners, ... / I bet ... / __ __ all __ __ __ spread __ __ / I bet that octopus knew that she __ __ eight Kitkats __ solid Kitkats / Yeah. ... Uh ... / she correctly pred ... she correctly predicted that prince Charles be caught in a controversy ... / Right? / ... before concerns were raised __ __ __ access to secret government papers. ... Uh ... / But some of her predictions were well off the mark in 2015. / It says here. Um ... she said, "2015 will be remembered for cold winter and rocketing oil prices." In fact, the complete opposite was true. / Yeah. / It was the warmest December on record and oil prices slumped a bit. / __ she might be using __ asparagus that were out of date or something. / because of __ interpretation, you can sometimes be slightly off the mark. / she says, / It might sound silly to some people ... / I wouldn't say that. / ... but my readings are very accurate. I've been doing ... / Uh ... / I've been reading asparagus since I was eight years old. / ... To be fair to __, I'd never heard of asparagus when I was eight years old. She's doing well there, isn't she? ... How many eight-years-olds do you know who read as much / eat__ it __ reading it / このアスパラ占いを８歳のときからやってるんだと。すごいなあ。俺が８歳のときはアスパラが存在することさえ知らなかった。８歳にしてアスパラを食べいただけでなく、読んでいたとは。早熟にもほどがある。 / Uh ... / My great aunt read tea leaves. I inherited her gift. / More traditional. / Yeah. Uh ... she says ... uh ... / She only uses fresh Worcestershire asparagus growing in the Vale of Evesham. ... Uh ... She picks a handful of tips ... / That's asparagus tips, / ... tosses them into the air and reads the shapes they form when they ground. __ __ __ Jemima's / Yeah, go on / right? / Imagine you've thrown up some asparagus / __ __ __ say ... uh ... half a dozen spears, and they've landed, ... Imagine / she / she's thrown / vomiting / yeah, she / not / read__ / her own sick / スロー・アップって、吐いたわけじゃないよ。/ それを見て占うわけじゃないんだね。 / yeah. ... / one of Jemima's most remarkable ... Sorry for that image. It was horrible. ... / What was Jemima's most remarkable predictions ... Imagine thowing up some asparagus / land / looked down __ __ go, "Huh ! Gordon Brown / not only __ ousted / he / leave politics completely / that is quite a lot to get from asparagus. / アスパラからそこまで読むか / a__ / Yeah, but ... but he didn't / Huh? / He hasn't left politics, has he? __'s campaigning in the ... uh ... / __ __ __ __ __ politics, though / isn't he working __ something like ... uh ... like a massive investment bank or something like that. ... Anyway, I don't know. ... Uh ... other things are available. ... Other spurious conjecture is available. Uh ... she's made dozens of accurate predictions in recent years including credit crunch, ... Andy Murray winning Wimbledon ... __ __ __ asparagus / so, there you go ... M__ ... m__ __ __.
アスパラ占いの人：
Uh, look at / rabbit has been rescued, / it says here / Right. / It's good news, innit? / excellent news / good grief / __ __ __ __ __ / look at this. ... Huh? / well well well / __ __ __ __ / I __n't read ahead on the story. ... Bumper the bunny ... Guess what happened to him. / What? / He was caught up in, uh, Storm Gertrude. / Oh. / Was that __ the storm called the other day? __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ all the names of them. ... Huh. ... / alphabetically / I didn't know that. / Yeah? / Huh. That's interesting. / 大嵐の名前は、頭文字にアルファベットを順番に使っているのだそうだ / Yeah? / what __ __ __ __ __ __ then? Freddie? / Uh ... / Freda / it was Frank, wasn't it? / Was it? / Yeah, it was called Frank. / Buzzz. Frank. / 10 points. / Next question. / next / I asked, didn't I? / Henrietta / Harry. ... Hum. ... OK. ... uh ... Anyway, Bumper the bunny rabbit ... guess what happened to him in Storm Gertrude. / caught / up / says here / ... rabbit was rescued / blown onto a roof / Huh. / picked up literally like Dorothy of Wizard of Oz job / __ __ Wizard of Oz job ?/ It's a Wizard of Oz job, innit? / Yeah. / __ __ __ on the roof / Huh. / It says here / knocked __ his hatch / there he was, minding his own business. ... __ __ __ ... Uh ... / minding his own business __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ roof. / ... There he is, sitting up there, minding ... minding his own business again. / Yeah. / And the fire service __ __ __ __ came down / says here, / in, uh, Omagh, County Tyrone. ... Somebody ... / __ Bumper? / Yeah. He landed on the ... uh ... on the residential care home. ... __ __ __ __ __ rabbit / __ __ __ __ careful / says, uh, / We tried to figure out how / rabbit __ __ on the roof / Yeah. / Well ... I mean ... I don't know who ... uh ... I'm no rabbit expert, ... / Nuh? / But don't they hop? / They do. But I don't think __ that much they'd hop __ __ hide and seek __ __ __ ... I mean __ __ roof / __ __ ... __ __ residential care home, mate. There must have been / quite __ __, innit? / down a lot / normal-sized ceiling. / 一日中座ってんだろうから屋根は低くていいんじゃないか / __ __ __ __ / __ __ got 5-foot ceiling __ __ but bunnies can hop, can't they? __ could / __ __, __ __, so, they do. / __ probably all they do / Yeah. / eating carrots, or minding their own business / we __ __ __ to work out / rabbit / it must have been catapulted ... / Huh. It's catapulted now? Huh. ... Hang on a minute. It was blown __ by the storm, innit? Now ... now he's in one of those ... uh ... things ... __ __ __ on to the roof / when __ cage was blown over / 小屋が吹き飛ばされたときに / We knew we had to get it down / __ __ __ __ __ / None of us could climb __ the roof 'cause it was dangerous. ... that's ... so, we called the fire service. ... / And then __ __ papers / fire service / on __ goes, __ __ story, / Yeah. / __ __ __ __ fire service / __ __ __ __ __ Island fire service, / said, uh, Bravo __ Omagh ... came to the rescue of Bumper the rabbit this morning. One short extension ladder, one reach pole and one particularly tasty carrot were used by personnel at the incident, and Bumper the rabbit was down safely from the roof. / And that's ... that's ... um ... that's a great example of actually using a carrot, isn't it? / __ __ __ __ __ __ wish people __ __ leave me alone up there. ... __ __ mind__ my own business. / get / carrot __ __ stick, don't you? / that's / prime example / 文字通り鼻先にニンジンをぶらさげて説得したわけだな / that is / you / down __ roof? Here's a carrot. / reach pole, which is arguably a stick. / ... __ __ just quickly __ __ while you ... while you are talking about saving pets, ... um ... / I've / I've never told you this, but / subject of pet-saving / yeah / there's a ... there's a pet shop ... um ... uh ... __ __ training 600 staff to __ dogs in case of __ / I read about that. / Yeah, using a rubber p__ with a floppy tongue / __, I don't know if I could give a dog __ kiss of life / mean / disgusting / Rosy / yeah, but I don't know how you could technically do it. How would you do it? / just hold / little jaw__ open / snout, maybe / put your mouth all around / get / in your mouth / whole snout in your mouth / yeah, yeah, it's hard, yeah. But it's doable. And ... and ... uh ... what's amazing, though, is that the training boss, Lucy __, said, "We welcome animals in our stores / __ __ __ / it makes sense our first day __ __ beyond __ __ expectations. / So, I presume __ __ the first of the story __ __ __ first paragraph of the story / for ... um ... you know, / for their own pets __ __ __ selling / it's for pet-visiting store. / ... Huh. ... Huh, that is interesting. I mean ... uh ... it does ... it ... __ ... maybe I should ... maybe we should be more clued up on how to ... um ... uh ... administer first aid. ... Well, generally. / Generally, yeah / I can't even it to humans, never mind pets. / I feel __ __ bad / course this afternoon / Coming? / Yeah, I'll come / Yeah.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35440440
kiss of life = 口移し式人工呼吸
This is interesting, right? ... / Huh huh, / Uh ... um ... / Find a willing participant / 「まず希望者を募ってください」か ... / it says here. / Huh huh. / Is that you? / Yeah. I'm willing / OK. ... You don't know what I'm gonna do yet. / I __ __ __ anything. / バリー、やる？ / やるやる / 何をやるのかまだ言ってないが / 何でもやるよ / よし、四つん這いになれ / ... Bend over. / says, / Find a willing participant. ... Find a willing participant and ask them to write down their shoe size but not tell you. / OK. / __ __ / And ... uh ... hey, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I know what you're thinking / for / us / Imagine you are Barry now. Imagine you're a willing participant. So, if you can, if it's safe and legal to do so, pull over and jot down your shoe size, but don't tell anyone. Don't tell me. / OK. / Right? ... Don't text me at 8 10 12. Um ... Uh, multiply that by 5. / ... OK. / Add 50. / Wow wow wow, hang on two seconds. ... It's not easy 'cause ... It's not easy 'cause I've ... I've got ... I've got ... / that gives me a a clue. ... That gives me a clue. I __ __ __ half-size is. ... / ... Hang on. ... Um ... / ... Right. / I'll get a calculator. ... / You've got this at home, everyone. Write down your shoe size. Don't tell me. __ __ __ answer / radio / multiply by 5. / By 5, yeah / Add 50. / OK. / Then multiply that number by 20. / ... Yeah. / Some__ __ __ __ by 10 and then by 2 __ that's __ easy way to do it, Barry, innit? / Yeah. / ... Then add 1015. ... That drilling's annoying in the background. / Yeah. / I don't know if you could hear it, but it's annoying me, pulling me off this whole thing. / Yeah. / ... Then subtract the year of your birth from the number you've got. ... That is, take away __ __ know what "subtract" means / Yeah. / __ __ly-minded listeners ... / Yeah. / ... Subtract your year of birth. ... Right? / Huh huh. Done it. / OK. ... You should be left with a figure that includes your shoe size and age, making up a 3- or 4-digit number. ... Have you got it? / ... No. / ... What have you got? / 83.5. / 83.5? / Yeah. / So, your shoe size is 8 and you're a 3.5. ... Is that right? / What? / __ shoe size is eight and a half ... 8.5 / Your ... your shoe size is what? / 8.5. Eight and a half. / Yeah? / Yeah. ... But I'm not 3. / でも、オレは３歳ではないはずだが / ... It's good though, innit? / Yeah. ... It's brilliant. / That's magic. / I'll be bringing ... / Let us know ... let us know if ... uh ... / I'll be bringing __ __ __ __ / Let us know if you did it any better at home. ... This is Belle and Sebastian, The Stars of Track and Field ... Sorry about that.
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